[ The room is complete dark, except for the light of what seems to be a television at the back. Dracula can be seen sitting on a chair, with a cigarette on his hand.  ]

I'm feeling nostalgic.

[ He lights the cigarette, and takes a drag. ]

Would anyone like to watch a horror film? An older, good one, none of that slasher nonsense they try to pass ( Read more... )

[ No way he's doing this as video. He cares to much to do it as a text message, but having to ask is humiliating enough. ]

I need advice. There is this woman... Mina Harker. I don't deserve her forgiveness for the things I have done to her, but I'm selfish enough to want it and I have ran out of ideas.

[  He could deal with the bad poetry, really. However, when the sudden urge of kissing the closest person available also came with everyone's necks looking just a little too good, then he had a problem. Any other day it would have occurred him that it would be better to stay in his room. Today? He's walking around the city.  ]

I give you life ( Read more... )

If I were to... acquire a coffin, would anyone be willing to help me carry it back to house nine?

[ While he has been using the bed since he arrived, it's time to get something more comfortable. Of course, since manual labor is out of question, "help" actually means "do it for him".  ]

I'm not fond of the idea of letting locals in.